So, the blog delay wasn’t as late as I had thought. I managed to get some spare time so I decided I should write something for those who bothered to click the link in my sig on WiiLoaded, or have come here from the Melbourne Smash Bros. Portal.
Where to start. I went to the movies a couple of weeks ago to see Resident Evil: Extinction, this was one of my biggest mistakes. I’m now $9 poorer and have lost about 90 minutes from my life that I can never ever get back. So where to start, it rubbishes the Resident Evil story and was just plain terrible to watch. At first glance it felt like I was watching a pre-Transformers Michael Bay film… and those are downright terrible (see: Pearl Harbour, Armageddon, Texas Chainsaw remake and prequel. All terrible movies) but it is strange to be nothing but critical about the film. To be honest, it tried a few cool things such as introducing the infected Crows which led to a very cool shot as the sky lit up with flames. But this had an overwhelmingly bad consequence. Alice having god damn psychic powers. I mean, what the fuck people? I know she used them at the end of Apocalypse, but they still made no freakin’ sense. And it had one of the worst endings I’d seen for awhile, the movie ruined Albert Wesker, Ali Larter (from Heroes) tried her best as Claire Redfield, but it wasn’t her fault the script was like someone took a crap on a piece of paper and said “Durrr here is the script, Ali.”
Thinking about it makes me angry, so lets talk about something that makes me happy, Super Smash Bros. Brawl. So myself and the other Smashboarders have been analysing all the footage we could get from the EfA Expo last week. And as a result we now know a large chunk about the game. We also know that in the current form the game is in, it is nothing like Melee. Gimpyfish has made a comprehensive thread about his thoughts and discoveries whilst playing Brawl. This include the chance that we have lost Wavedash but also with the new possibilities that the Ink Drop will give us. Honestly, very exciting to see what new advanced techniques we can find in Brawl’s engine.
Characters are looking good, except Ike. Who looks like he has been shortchanged, hopefully they’ll reveal Marth soon so I’ll have a good FE character to main when the game comes out. Pikachu has recieved a few improvements with increased use of his dsmash and neutral b attacks, but unfortunately his usmash has been nerfed slightly. Peach had her dsmash nerfed (which seems like she’s worse, right? WRONG!) but instead her dash attack now hits twice and her fthrow can kill at even LOWER % of damage… and I thought it was bad in Melee. Fox seems to have suffered the most, without Wavedashing he loses his waveshine, his usmash has been nerfed as has his uair. Bowser seems to have improved, mostly due to the fact that everyone else has been slowed down. Donkey Kong and Yoshi seem to be more or less the same as they were in Melee. Mario apparently has better combo ability according to Gimpy, although his companion thinks they mightn’t be too hard to DI out of. Samus has lost her Missile Cancelling and maybe even Bomb Jumps, though HugS thinks they might just have different timing. Zamus wasn’t getting amazing feed back and definitely doesn’t feel like the new Sheik apparently. Diddy Kong is apparently comparable to the Melee version of Mario, so he’s average.
Yesterday Sakurai updated with the Stage Creator option, which comes with many supermassive pros and cons. Think of what the Smashboards guys will be able to do. We could see tournament exclusive levels that you will have to have in your tournament stage select maybe? Who knows. Of course, cons are the massive amounts of broken stages we’re gonna see. Thank God Sakurai has applied a limit to the stages much like the Tony Hawk designers did to the Skate Park Editor.
And of course we get to Galaxy, so its been leaked. Yay! I won’t say where… not my place. I haven’t played it, all I know is that others have and are loving it. Its getting stellar reviews and I can’t wait to get it into my Wii in a months time now (yay, a FAIR release date). For once it seems Reggie was telling the truth when he said it was a worthy sequel to Mario 64. Sunshine? What Sunshine? There was never a Mario Sunshine game *tries to forget*
Also, one final note: OMFG I GET MP3 NEXT WEEK! I’m so hyped, expect my review around the 15th of November. Which is when I’ll be seeing Muse, I aim to have it finished before then. Because after Muse I have to prepare for the awesomeness of Galaxy. OMG! Prime 3… it looks like my Wii is gonna implode from its pure uberness. Can’t wait.
And I’m spent.
See you next mission, sports fans.



